Classifieds

Kitabkhana finds fractured phrases and Babu English in the classifieds.

"Survical body massage by male to male" competes with Tanisha, who will "service only elite family member", and others who will "hell both body and soul", should you be in need of helling by "beautiful m/f masseses".

("From the Utterly-Useless-Stuff Dept", Oct 12)